:: Random Humour ::

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.

Among the facilitator were mainly well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker bodly approached the pulpit, gathering the entire crowd attention and said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst out with laughter and he gave his speech, which was well recieved.

About a week later, one of the ministers who attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermons. As he shyly approached the pulpit one Sunday service, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone, he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shock, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"